Tonsil Baton

Another word for a man's penis, especially when being sucked.

gave this chick the ol tonsil baton last night and she damn near choked.

by Pimpofallsimps November 30, 2023

McCann Bathroom's

the bathrooms are like walking into a haunted house you cant see shit the air is so cloudy and you get a nicotine high from just being there

the McCann bathroom's are shit

by todmad November 5, 2024

strategic bathroom locations

When your woman looks for bathroom locations where we can have sex and get away with it.

I railed ( Ballerina Style) my old lady in the MGM GRAND, LAS VEGAS, woman's bathroom. She is now obsessed for finding "strategic bathroom locations" where ever she goes

by Cheese N Cecil January 26, 2025

habemus bathroom

A humorous yet formal-sounding proclamation used to announce that a bathroom has been successfully utilized, indicating the completion of a bodily evacuation or the confirmed occurrence of a sanitary incident within a restroom.

HABEMUS BATHROOM! We have a POOP!

by astrielized January 17, 2026

Wet Bathroom

In French underground culture, a public restroom where one can pay a nominal fee to be urinated on.

I paid ten euros to use the wet bathroom at Jason’s bar and no one even pissed on me. It’s the last time I go there.

by Lenny Dykstra August 6, 2025

Wet Bathroom

In underground French culture, a public restroom where people can pay a nominal fee to be urinated on by a stranger.

I paid ten euros at Jason’s bar to use the wet bathroom and no one even pissed on me. Last time I go there.

by Lenny Dykstra August 6, 2025

Monkey Bater

Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.

I can’t stop masturbating! I’m such a mindless monkey bater!

by anoneumousse September 8, 2025