sneak attack

It is when you are sitting there minding your business and all of the suddun you start sweating because you have to shit so bad. if you don't make it to a toilet you will shit yourself. it usually happends in the most inconvenient moment like being on a first date with someone or you are in mexico with no indoor plumbing or in an area with onlt johnny on the spot available.

After eating that taco bell it gave me a sneak attack.

by Teabagette April 12, 2005

cack attack

to squirt jizz on your knuckles and punching someone in the face

my ho was being a bitch so i cack attacked her.

by unclestevesy February 1, 2008

sneak attack

while a woman is going down on a guy she pretends to play with his balls, then slips a finger in his rectum.

Erika performed a sneak attack on her boyfriend, now he walks funny.

by Erika JJ April 8, 2008

The Salt Lake Sneak Attack

(V.)When you get a girl really drunk, and she is throwing up in the toilet (crouched in front of the toilet bowl), you sneak up on her and penetrate her vagina with your penis. Do this without any forewarning (why it is called a "sneak" attack)

Harry- "Dude, I got Jenny sooooo drunk the other night. She was throwing up in the toilet and I gave her the Salt Lake Sneak Attack!"
Evan- "Dude, what do you mean?"
Harry- "I gave it to her doggy style when she was throwing up, I didn't even warn her!!!"
Evan- "Wow, that really IS a sneak attack!"

by SlimNug89 December 17, 2008

Mnooklear Attack

The type of desperate attack in which public health officials and drug companies hire hack writers to deliver their talking points. Sometimes involves hiring drug addicts and those who like tomato frosting. The main goals of Mnooklear Attacks are to protect shareholders, to keep CDC staffers out of jail, and to hide their causal roles in the autism epidemic.

Did you see the Mnooklear Attack on universally respected journalist Robert MacNeil?

by 1in91 May 30, 2011

Panic! Attack

The awesome feeling you get listening to Panic! At The Disco. It is accompanied by singing the lyrics to a P!ATDsong, wishing you were Brendon Urie's girlfriend, and an insane desire to kill that freako who Brendon Urie'd Brendon.

(Friends are sitting around, when But It's Better If You Do plays on the radio)
Paris- Wow, Panic! At The Disco is awesome.
London- Totally. I'm having a Panic! Attack just thinking about them.

by Ms. Urie October 11, 2006

Lobster Attack

When you push on your butthole so it opens up, and you put your girlfriend's nose inside of it and then CLOSE DOWN ON IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN! She then screams and you respond in a yell "LOBSTER ATTACK!"

Lobster Attack makes no fucking sense.

female - "WTF?!"

male - "LOBSTER ATTACK!!!"

by Charles TPIAZ June 26, 2008