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The type of desperate attack in which public health officials and drug companies hire hack writers to deliver their talking points. Sometimes involves hiring drug addicts and those who like tomato frosting. The main goals of Mnooklear Attacks are to protect shareholders, to keep CDC staffers out of jail, and to hide their causal roles in the autism epidemic.
Did you see the Mnooklear Attack on universally respected journalist Robert MacNeil?
by 1in91 May 6, 2011
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