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Ridiculous asshole

An asshole of ginormous ridiculousness. A person who defies reasonable stupidity with their actions.
A "ridiculous asshole" would take his girlfriend to the movies, then take his mistress to planned parenthood
by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016
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cuddly asshole

Someone who is nice to be around but can be a real asshole sometimes.
by Yaka the magnificent May 27, 2016
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Shaq's Asshole

Dying urge to take a shit.

Having an asshole proportionate to Shaq's body.
Ah man! This diarrhea is giving me Shaq's asshole.
by Chorbashi October 31, 2020
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Asshole Chicken

Any chicken that gets prepared and served in the following way: 1. The server grabs it with her bare hands after touching her ass 2. The chicken squirts when you pick it up 3. The chicken looks like an old lady’s clitoris and smells like an Ass-Plosion 4. It comes in two variants: the cream-covered artichoke cunt, and the piss-yellow clitoris
Asian Dad: Holy fuck, this asshole chicken tastes like dog meat! I need another plate!
Everyone else: Fucking Christ, this chicken looks and smells like an old sweaty vag! Who the fuck made this?
by #fuckgoblindrill February 26, 2022
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asshole asymptote

The mathematical function that describes how you can’t really get all of the shit off your asshole by wiping. It is asymptotic and tends towards 0 as a function of number of wipes, but never quite gets there.
With a bidet, it’s actually possible to clean your asshole completely. Wiping just follows the asshole asymptote.
by weyus November 9, 2022
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ny asshole

A special class of asshole found in and around NYC. Fond of saying things like "...I am prepared to use my considerable resources..."
A: If you don't do my bidding I am prepared to use my considerable resources to ruin you!
B: Fuck off. What a NY asshole.
by Josty2001 January 8, 2018
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Mitchell’s Asshole

A dare a very young man did in the name of RAMEZ MOSAD! He put his hands over his cheeks and spreaded away
“Dude did you see the picture of Mitchell’s Asshole?”
by Marlbanda October 27, 2018
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