Alaskan Firedragon

When you are hitting your gay lover from the back and you climax, then he tells you he has a cold sore, crabs, and a third penis.

Lover: OH yeah!
You: I'm almost there... OH YEAH!!!!
Lover: now that that's over I have to tell you something
You: what?
Lover: I have Alaskan Firedragon you might want to get yourself tested.

by Greymatter 96 December 27, 2015

alaskan billy goat

When a girl shaves your gouch then she gives you a blow job then you sperm in her mouth and she spits the sperm in your beard.

Dude i totally did an alaskan billy goat with Kevin's mom last night.

by butt sack October 31, 2008

alaskan snowdragon

It's when a girl eat a hot pepper. Then she suck your cock until you cum. With the cum and the feeling of the hot mouth, it makes a snowdragon. To make an alaskan snowdragon, you make it outside during the winter.

Sarah and I went to Carlo's and Peppes. She was feeling horny as her mouth was starting to get spicy!!! So she took me outside during a snowstorm to give me a blowjob. Then I came in her hot mouth to make it a alaskan snowdragon.

by Dragon69 June 22, 2006

Alaskan Trailblazer

Exactly the same as an Alaskan Pipeline except hot sauce is used as lubrication on the frozen turd as it is inserted.

Adam's walking funny because his boyfriend gave him a brutal Alaskan Trailblazer last night.

by Pimp Squad August 5, 2009

Alaskan Potato Chip

When a guy cums on a girls stomach, let's it dry, then peels it off and eats it.

John jizzed on Mary's stomach and when it dried she ate it like an Alaskan potato chip

by AD12 January 31, 2014

Alaskan Facial

Stick your dick in a cup of ice until you get frostbite and then cum on a girl's face

Julianne was feeling a little war so she got her boyfriend to give her an Alaskan Facial

by Mushroom Stamp February 27, 2009

alaskatizers

Appetizers at an Alaskan themed restaurant

I'll have the king crab claw alaskatizers.

by esquimo July 15, 2005