window cringe

That painfully awkward moment when you are checking your reflection out on a car window, spending ideally over a minute grooming your hair or pouting YET there is someone inside the car directly looking at you confused and worried...you dont realise he or she is in the car so you carrying on checking yourself out.
then you notice them looking at you and you quickly have to run away forgetting everything which happened.

Shiv was totally guilty of window cringe the other day, thats why we didnt invite him for drinks tonight...the vain bastard.

by shivdas99 April 05, 2011

Windows 98

The only way that you could make this OS run for any period of time is by not running it. Or just run the whole thing from its 16-bit (but really 2-bit) command line, DOS.

My dog could write better operating systems than Windows 98 by urinating on a keyboard.

by edwin May 15, 2004

Window-Licker

A pointless insult to throw at mates.
Noun

A Window-Licker is a reference to a retard whom only posseses the ability to twist his/her head and lick uncontrollably. Then crossed with the hilarious image of one licking a window.
Can be used in a one phrase sentence I.E 'Lickie-Window!'

Harry trys to ink bomb a person 2 rows infront in school. He proceeds to launch it, missing, hitting ginger haired, cadet crazed form teacher.
Aaron: (retard sounds) Lickie-Window Harry!

Tom: Lawrence is such a Window-Licker! Look at him play cricket!

by Harry Crompton February 17, 2009

window peek

A person that stands at the sink washing dishes and looks out the window at the same time (normally age 30+)

"Stop being a window peeker and mind your business"

by Coolgirl05254 March 19, 2017

muddy windows

Getting a Hot Carl while wearing eyeglasses or goggles.

I'd like to give Yano some muddy windows.

by Chase Atherton May 05, 2004

window eyes

Eyes that tell a story about one's soul; generally, a novel of one's past, present, and future without having to say a word. Derived from the expression, "the eyes are the window to the soul."

His window eyes were like an ocean to me, in which his dreams were reflected, and I could see everything.

by lover of souls... April 12, 2013

Window Hopper

One who gos window hopping. Usually found in areas consisting of mostly dorm rooms.

Gen wanted to have a nice night with Mike, so Gen went window hopping into Mikes room. Therefor, Gen is a window hopper.

by Trent Pettyjohn April 29, 2007