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window licker 

(derogatory) ~ sl.: euphemism for a person of mentally challenged status. Etymology: C20 - Derived from the stereotyped behaviour of mentally challenged people, observed to place their open mouths into prolongued contact with the external windows of public or private transport on which they are seated.
It is offensive and wrong to name a person people who is mentally challenged a 'window licker' or a 'retard'.
window licker by zalzalahbutt November 25, 2006
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short bus window licker 

Somebody profoundly lacking in personal dignity and social grace. While not actually mentally disabled, such persons are often so enabled by family members or sympathetic friends that they become hopelessly unaware of the ridicule, revulsion, or downright murderous rage that they evoke from everybody else.
I don't care if he's our ride home. If that short bus window licker doesn't stop yelling at the movie screen I'm going to break a bottle over his fucking head.

Window Shaker 

Slang for the old Window mount AC units that vibrated and were loud.
That Window Shaker is barely keep me from sweating to death in this old apartment.
Window Shaker by mccarthy79 July 8, 2010

Dollar Store Window Shopper 

Someone who's too poor to afford anything at the Dollar Store.
Damn, since Bob's Foodstamps ran out, he's a Dollar Store window shopper.

Juicy window 

The act of fingering a partially nude female in the backseat of your toyota matrix for at least two hours while making out and fogging up the windows, then wiping the resultant goo on the window in an attempt to get rid of the fog, and finally leaving the window juice for your mom to clean up the next day.
dude, i pulled an inadvertent juicy window the other day. man, am i lucky that my mom thought it was sprite.
Juicy window by Kyle Haas July 11, 2006

beer window

The sliding rear window on a pickup truck. Your beer cans/bottles are not considered open containters when they are in the bed of your truck.
Dude, chuck your brew through the beer window when you are done with it.
beer window by Dan October 31, 2003

window shopping 

1. browsing shops without intending to buy anything that time.

2. actually shopping for new windows

3. watching the prostitutes in the red light district
1. "did you buy anything while you were out?"
"no, i was just window shopping"

2. "That little wanker just booted the ball through the window, i'll have to go window shopping now"

3. "Jimmy's gonna window shopping, i think he's after a blow job"
window shopping by Murph August 9, 2006