A hot toupee requires two men, and one must be bald. One man must ejaculate onto the otherman's bald head. Giveing him a head full of cum to act as hair.
by Sharky mcfly March 16, 2016
Get the Hot toupeemug. When a guy is hot but there is nothing special about his hotness, in other words, you recognize that he’s hot but you’re not attracted to him
by Jalerath September 7, 2018
Get the Basic hotmug. Having intercourse with a female who has already been involved in the act, and who is therefore already “prepared” in terms of lubrication.
by NiAiRo January 5, 2018
Get the hot startingmug. Riki: Hi Mattia, how was your date yesterday night?
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.
Mattia: Oh god, she was hot as a stove, but you know, I'm a wanker and I didn't put the spoon in the pot.
by bARMAn78 September 26, 2008
Get the Hot as a stovemug. by TherealOprahWinfrey September 9, 2019
Get the Das Hotmug. An absurdly pompous, juiced-up body builder, easily enraged, emotionally unstable, mostly a toe walker.
by hot honez November 30, 2022
Get the Hot Honezmug. Generally describing a woman who is so breath-takingly beautiful and/or desirable that men are inspired to act in an outrageously stupid or foolish manner in order to gain her attention or interest.
by Bat55 October 7, 2021
Get the stupid hotmug.