What you tell your friends to trick them when you are caught sleeping with someone they know, even though it is so blatantly obvious that you slept together. Very futile trick yet the 'perpetrator' is typically convinced of its effectiveness.
Friend 1: I saw that "Insert name here" stayed over last night, was she in your room?
Friend 2: *Thinks so self 'Oh no they caught me I gotta be clever'* Yeah we just watched movies until we both fell asleep
Friend 1: So you slept in the same bed?
Friend 2: Yeah but I swear we only watched movies
Friend 1: Yeah sure man *wink* that's why there's a condom wrapper on the bottom of your bed
Friend 2: WE WATCHED MOVIES I SWEAR
Friend 2: *Thinks so self 'Oh no they caught me I gotta be clever'* Yeah we just watched movies until we both fell asleep
Friend 1: So you slept in the same bed?
Friend 2: Yeah but I swear we only watched movies
Friend 1: Yeah sure man *wink* that's why there's a condom wrapper on the bottom of your bed
Friend 2: WE WATCHED MOVIES I SWEAR
by LoopyEngineer February 3, 2018
Get the watched moviesmug. When a man let his girlfriend/Wife have sexual intercourse with another man cause it pleases them both his mind mentally and hers sexually.
I let my girlfriend/ Wife have a good time with someone last night she text me about it later all the details watched sex.
by Shawn Dyson September 12, 2022
Get the watched sexmug. To be on 'snatch-watch' is to assume or be assigned the responsibility of notifying a friend that her vagina is showing because her dress (which she knew was risky, pre-going out) has risen up.
A girl emerges from a cab. A second turns her legs to step out. The first girl alerts the second of her exposed lady parts. Sometimes by yelling "snatch-watch"
Girl 1: That's super cute. You have to wear it!
Girl 2: Fine. But you're on snatch-watch tonight.
Girl 1: That's super cute. You have to wear it!
Girl 2: Fine. But you're on snatch-watch tonight.
by The Occasional Flasher August 10, 2010
Get the Snatch-Watchmug. by Bawston69 July 9, 2020
Get the Bird watchingmug. Jim: I saw that new Westworld series on HBO during the free preview weekend.
Matt: Is it good?
Jim: So good I am going to have to pirate watch it because I'm too cheap to buy HBO.
Matt: Is it good?
Jim: So good I am going to have to pirate watch it because I'm too cheap to buy HBO.
by PearlDiddy October 10, 2016
Get the pirate watchmug. On 12/19/19 it’s National Watch a Christmas Carol Day. On this day in 1843 the Christmas Carol was published and to celebrate make sure to sit down and enjoy the satire in the modern portrayal of the classic Charles Dickens novel a Christmas Carol.
by amanwithaplan46 December 19, 2019
Get the National Watch a Christmas Carol Daymug. by Reyneer June 2, 2022
Get the Barrel watchmug.