Whale Watching

When you can see each sperm cell directly in front of your eyes from a facial.
"Bruh, me and my girl went Whale watching yesterday!" "You AND your girl?!"
by Cold Hot Tub water January 22, 2019
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Whale Watching

The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints
Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"
by MegRoe October 19, 2018
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Chain watching

Binge watching with a twist. Emphasis on finishing multiple seasons or shows.
I chain watched all of Naruto and then got halfway through Breaking Bad. My chain watching is getting bad.
by Nachmanite May 08, 2021
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Watch Keeper

A term for an abandoned sexual partner.

The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.

The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.

The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.
Ricky went home with another watch keeper last night
by Rick Lame November 18, 2023
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sword watching

To look at a man's penis or crotch.
Anne did some sword watching at the park
by zaitz July 10, 2016
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winding the watch

A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.
where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...
by tackonator March 02, 2012
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