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Watch your linguini!

“Watch your linguini!”
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy 2: Watch your linguini!
Guy 1: What?
by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022
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Force zero to watch betilla's eyes day

In december 6th Zero is forced to watch +18 images of Betilla and he cant do nothing to avoid it
Today is force zero to watch betilla's eyes day
by Bass from au November 6, 2023
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just watch the damn show

When your getting on someone’s nerves while they’re watching tv
Lil David : saying stupid shit

Bubba : JUST WATCH THE DAMN SHOW!!
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watch your fug

When your drunk and trip over your own feet.
by Dingly doo May 22, 2021
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Watch

1. remain awake for the purpose of religious observance.
2. a watchman or group of watchmen who patrolled and guarded the streets of a town before the introduction of the police force.
1. "she watched whole nights in the church"
2. “Before the establishment of a formal police department, the town relied on the watch to maintain order and deter crime during the night.”
by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025
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Ear-watch

To spend a majority of the time listening to a series or film rather than actually watching it.
I've already seen this film but it still makes for a good ear-watch.
I had a lot of housework to do so I ended up ear-watching two episodes of Strang Things.
by Katrirobell March 14, 2020
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Pocket Watch

Inserting your penis into your anus.
That dude just gave himself a pocket watch! He stuffed his penis all the way inside his anus!
by Billlee February 24, 2022
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