Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering esoteric knowledge via google. The type of person (picture: her chipped nail polish, incense and Jimi Hendrix tee) focuses on the optics of witch craft. Consider this behavior gentrification.

“Yo did you see that google witch pull out those tarot cards for the gram?”

by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020

Mr_Witch

Mr witch is so sexy

HenryCathcart: Mr_Witch is so sexy man
9kian: Yes I know

by meowmeowman1 September 11, 2020

The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom

The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.

by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020

Skin Witch

A holistic esthetician that uses the power of plant medicine, science and alchemy to heal skin from within and manifest radiant, healthy skin.

That is esthetician is a skin witch!
My skin is glowing, I went to a skin witch 🧙🏻 ♀️

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Crotch-witch

Horny slut

If a man tells you to make him a "sandwich", imagine him in a three-sum with two women, but if you wanna get in a girl's pants, call her a crotch-witch.

by Para-nuro-chick January 14, 2021

Hekaterian Witch

hekaterian are very strong witches that bestowed hecate's magic. more on that they are also all part of the same witch coven.

"My friend David and Sarah are hekaterians"
or
They are not satanic witches but hekaterian witches

by gingerbreadman7777 February 1, 2021

Hekaterian Witch

hekaterians are witches that are really dark and strong. more on that all hekaterians are in the same coven and worship hecate. hekaterians are capable of binding and destroying even the master occultists

"My friend Sarah and David are hekaterians"
or
"They're not just any old type of witch, they are hekaterian witches"

by gingerbreadman7777 February 1, 2021