Moist Willy 

A childish act of putting a moist finger in someone's ear.
Similar to a wet willy but with less moisture on the violating finger.

I was sitting on the train minding my own business, then out of nowhere Josh gave me a moist willy

Moist Willy by Meadophile September 29, 2009

Piss Willy 

Used to refer to stuck up or utterly ridiculous people or things. The Piss Willy is a proper or well refined worm with a British accent who wears a top hat, bow tie, suit, and has a cane.

Prep: Ew. Youre gonna eat that? That is so unhealthy.

You: Well yea. I mean thats why I got it.

Prep: Ugh. Whatever, you're gonna get fat.-walks away-
You: That just makes me huggable ya feckin Piss Willy!

Piss Willy by Ashton_Ecstasy August 3, 2014

Soaking Willy

When one cuts out the middle man of a regular wet willy and sticks their tongue directly into the persons ear, thus upgrading the moisture status of the willy from wet to soaking.

I’m about to demolish Jacobs ear with this soaking willy.

Soaking Willy by Zach.pem October 3, 2020

Mint Wad Willy 

1930's slang for a marijuana cigarette, or joint.

"hey you fellas smokin' a mint wad willy?"

Mint Wad Willy by ylliwdawtnim January 13, 2009

Satan's Wet Willy

When a man is receiving oral sex, instead of finishing in her mouth, the man pulls out and puts his penis in her ear and finishes.

Damn, that bitch be sucking my dick so good, I had to pull out and give her Satan's wet willy.

Satan's Wet Willy by Papa Skeet Skeet March 2, 2011

puke willy 

To puke on a willy

ie Murta puked on beefs willy

puke willy by Denny Parker January 4, 2004

kicks serious willy 

This term derives from the altogether less legendary and more American phrase kick ass. This British version was created by morgangills as he felt that there was no general term to describe something that he deems to be bloody amazing.

"Yes yes The Lion King does kick serious willy"

kicks serious willy by morgangills December 1, 2004