turket

A turket is a small fish found in Warrnambool waterways.

A turket is similar to a minnow.

by Jimmy Yogi August 19, 2006

Basting the Turkey

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is pregnant and cuming inside her.

Joe: You had sex with your wife? isn't she pregnant?
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.

by fetus003 August 28, 2008

Turkey

101 proof or death in a bottle

Drinking turkey will cause large portions of the night to be blacked out

by Kyle G September 9, 2008

turkey jerky

When a girl starts a handjob, yet doesn't "finish" it.

"She started playing with my cock, but it was just some turkey jerky"

by The Midget December 20, 2004

turkey dinner fart

The distinct smell of turkey dinner when one farts, usually following thanksgiving dinner. Some say it is the one time of year that farts smell good.

Chris, your turkey dinner fart smells delectable.

by Bologna November 26, 2005

Turkey

A beautiful country that everyone should visit

I had a great vacation at Turkey

by brf1907 February 13, 2009

Turkish Maid

A nickname for cannabis, thought to of originally started in Dorset, England. To let other users know they must not talk about cannabis openly.

Examples of Turkish maid:

I want to hire a maid- i want to buy some cannabis.

Is the maid wearing perfume - is the cannabis sprayed or unsprayed.

by Mellow Yellow420 August 18, 2009