turd cake 

bad breath

fred:"stay away from ted".
confused guy: "why whats wrong?"
fred:"jabroni just ate a mean turd cake"

turd cake by tomcon5 October 22, 2009

turd burglar

One who likes to endulge in anal sex.

That Rob Halford is a badass singer even though he's a turd burglar!

turd burglar by cbrown1969 December 13, 2010

Turd Muncher 

A person who you don't like but can't quite hate

"Dude! Our Gay Uncle Evan is such… such a… um… such a Turd Muncher!"

Turd Muncher by Too Tun Tonto July 24, 2016

turd in a punch bowl 

A person who looks different from everyone else around them. Someone who sticks out or seems odd.

Oh my god. Did you see what Ben was wearing? He sticks out like a turd in a punch bowl!

turd in a punch bowl by lindie April 1, 2006

turd monger 

1. An eater of shyst
2. Also known as the asshole in a card game.

1. That guy is meng, he's a turd monger
2. Meng Huo: JP, why are you always the turd monger? You suck!
JP: You sunk my battleship.

turd monger by Meng September 1, 2004

turd juggler

a man juggling 3 hot turds in 5 minutes without letting one slip

wow look at that man juggling three brown hot dogs....hang on, their not hot dogs, they are human poo...wow he is one hot mo fo....no actualy he is THE TURD JUGGLER

turd juggler by SARA B July 10, 2006

turd burgular 

A homosexual or gay man.

Bruce is such a turd burgular.

turd burgular by Allen Miami June 28, 2007