touching the cenotaph 

a euphemism for male masturbation, referring to the fondling of the old obelisk

CCP: Where's Gafgarion?

ProfessorX: He's off touching the cenotaph again.

CCP: Wow, he's going to go blind.

touching the cenotaph by ProfessorX May 10, 2004

touch a button 

The phrase means, "lets fight". It is calling a person out for a physical confrontation.

This phrase was not originated, coined, or started by Vybz Kartel. Vybz Kartel remade Bingie General's song "Touch A Button Nuh". General Bingie took the beat for "Touch A Button Nuh" from Sugar Ray's song "Bubblin' Pot"

The phrase may have deeper roots than that.

Why you looking at me crossed? You vexing me. Touch a button now.

touch a button by Unit 36 May 16, 2013

Torched 

Extremely tired or fatigued

Person 1: "hey how are you dude?"
Person 2: "I'm torched man"

Torched by Imoffended July 17, 2018

Touch 

To make phsyical contact.

If I had to touch that tarantula I would've gone nuts.

Touch by (◉ᴥ◉) July 24, 2018

Truggles Touch 

Like the Midas touch except instead of everything you touch turning to gold, everything you interact with turns to shit.

Dude, he's got the Truggles Touch. Every relationship he has turns to shit.

Truggles Touch by Hate Kenry December 19, 2008

The Touch of Peter 

(V.) - the act of breaking any object at the very moment of initial touch

(N.) - a person who breaks everything they touch

(A boy named peter goes to his friend Cory's house and the very moment he touches his xbox web cam it immediately broke after to prior issues with it)

Cory: (speaking to ryan) Dude Pen0r was over my house and he broke my web cam!!
Ryan: Hahahaha!! That Peter!! He was damned with the touch of Peter from birth!

The Touch of Peter by ROFLCOPTER007 July 7, 2009

somebody toucha my spaget 

A fire meme from 2018 that Is based from an old cartoon

OMG SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGET

somebody toucha my spaget by That_Ray_guy February 14, 2018