Don't forget to bring a towel

An amazing thing to randomly say.

Don't forget to bring a towel

by Chr15 July 28, 2006

agg town

ARLINGTON TEXAS 817

Arlington is called agg town cuz its trill up in here
HOME OF THE COWBOYS

"WHER CHICAS LOCAS AT?"
"ON AGG TOWN IN DIVISION ST"
"COO COO"

by Loc Da BoSS July 30, 2009

Dick Towel

A towel, which you can purchase at dicktowel.com, that allows you to cover up, while jokingly exposing drawings of your private parts. One end of the towel has a large penis and the other end of the towel has a tiny penis, the smallest some have ever seen.

Dick Towel is proven to get you laid.

"Hey Dude, how'd you manage to bang Beth?"

"I was at the pool, and she totally wanted to bang me after I showed her the large bird on my Dick Towel."

by Chaseburgala November 18, 2009

small-town cops

n. Also known pejoratively as 'cowboys" by larger city and state law enforcement agencies because of their lawless, cowboy-like behavior that they wield with impunity -that behavior is mostly attributed to a lack of minorities and real criminal activity in their districts. A "small-town cop" is essentially a geeky, nerdy white guy that would ultimately have been just another loser nobody pays attention to had he not made the proper podunk political connections in order to secure the job that could easily be defined as the ultimate suburban power trip. The local yokels in their jurisdiction kiss their asses for political clout/favors because of the considerable power in the square mile or two they patrol. They believe "the job" makes them cool by default and serves as a way to get back at the cool kids in high school that picked on them. An insanely boring job that has them feeling inferior to larger, well-known, reputable, and busy jobs. Their days consist of, extorting freebies from local businesses, siting in their patrol car spouting their job's feigned importance on Facebook, texting/driving by the houses of local wives and girlfriends of local male residents that assume he is their 'friend' in hopes of getting laid because of their uniform while their wives are clueless.. Nights are spent sitting down the block from local bars waiting for people to leave so they can get an easy DWI arrest and attempt to give their BS job some delusional sense of purpose.

Small-town cops are the biggest jerk-offs you'll ever want to meet...and they're all losers.

by sapd August 14, 2012

in town

It is used when describing someone is visiting to the city where the speaker lives.

To someone living far away, "Call me when you are in town."

by SYSS Mouse March 7, 2009

H-Town

Not Hamilton Ontario Not Hamilton New Zealand.. not Hudson Florida...Get it right

Houston Texas....It's Houston Texas...

A Wanksta:Yo I'm from Hamilton ontario and we call it h-town
B Wanksta:Yo I'm from Hamilton New Zealand and we call it h-town
C wanksta:YO I'm from Hudson florida and we call it H-Town

Slim Thug: Shut the hell up It's Houston texas

by H-Town Reppin April 21, 2006

Town Hall Face

A condition that arose during the 2009 Health Care Reform town hall meetings. It is caused by the mass hysteria over minute details of the proposed overhauling of the US Healthcare system and manifests in a contorted, pained, exhasperated, and angry facial expression that often gets captured for eternity by National News photographers. The condition is frequently accompanied by shouting, finger pointing, and general over excitedness about details of a plan that hasn't even been fully written. The condition is indiscriminate and affects both opponents and supporters of the proposed legislation.

Did you see that guy yelling at Arlen Specter? He had a total case of Town Hall Face.

by Sailing Steve August 17, 2009