Pork chop

In the old southern USA, it meant something to do with a vagina. The reason I guess this is that Memphis Minnie sang a song called 'I'm selling my pork chops (but I'm giving my gravy away)'. She often sang songs about prostitution (Can I do it for you?, Down in the Alley, Kissing in the dark). No Idea what she meant by 'gravy', but for sure it will be related.

'I'm selling my pork chops (but I'm giving my gravy away)'

by Jom6 August 6, 2017

Pork Grabber

The act performed by a woman in which the man's pork (phallus) is grabbed by the woman and squeezed till red/purple. Generally considered as an act of sexual perversion.

John: Me and this girl from my estate got up to some pretty crazy shit last night.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.

by 69withyourmum March 13, 2012

Pork

Being in an argument with someone, beef.
When you have beef with someone but it’s too stupid to be beef it’s pork.
created by : amelia in Eclaire

They have some serious pork

by AmeliaFromEclaire December 30, 2022

pork on the daily

Fucking bloody and vigorously for hours on end over an extension of time

I pork on the daily till the bloody rash ripped her skin apart.

by Dailyporker April 13, 2014

su pork

su pork is a cool fat dude and he is also a red head so if your really hungry and you want pork say "I want a su pork" Not pork or su pork will eat your family

su pork is cool so be cool too

by imonthepodium May 9, 2022

pork and beans

Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.

Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.

by QuacksO November 7, 2023

Daquavious pork pay

Revolutionary new form of credit, simply scanning a picture of daquavious pork on any machine known to man will allow you to pay for goods and services

Do you guys accept daquavious pork pay?

by largedude July 1, 2025