dick tired

When you fuck a guy all night long you’re so tired the next day nothing makes sense.

He fucked me so hard last night that I’m dick tired today.

by DDB’s October 2, 2017

spool tiurf

An exclamation of intense joy, usually shouted loudly and obnoxiously

A teenager was just given their first car and upon seeing it, screamed, "Spool Tiurf!!" The parents looked at eachother with a look of disappointment and quietly muttered, "What the hell...?" in unison.

by Janiac April 21, 2018

Spool-tiurf

An exclamation of intense joy, usually shouted loudly and obnoxiously

After receiving their first car, the teenager jumped with joy,"Spool-tiurf!!" The parents looked at each other and shook their head disappointedly in unison, "Where did we go wrong, Herald??"

by Janiac April 21, 2018

Flat tire

A guys ball sack that sags lower than moose tits .

Bob: I was having sex with Jerry and his but sack looks like a flat tire

Greg:what bob your gay

by Lonzo Lavar May 29, 2018

Reggae Tired

The kinda tired where you just wanna sit and chillax. Ei. smokin a doobie wearin a rasta hat. Could also apply to the kind of tired you feel after smoking. This is more of a chill tired rather than an exhausted tired.

The word reggae can also refer to regular. Thus, reggae tired can apply to the tired you feel on the regular.

I'm honestly kinda reggae tired right now man.

by sscalista June 4, 2018

Flat Tire

When a girl sucks you but she catches you with her teeth so deep that your penis loses all stiffness.

Dang, she gave me a Flat tire after dinner, it hurts!!

by The_DestroyerXP March 9, 2018

Stretched Tire

when a woman uses an large dildo to stretch out a mans anus

after she gave me a stretched tire, i licked her balloon knot. never shat so easy in my life the day after

by RdRocket September 14, 2018