tit-scan

A name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. You are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. This is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.

In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.

This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.

Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)

"Shut up you lil' tit-scan!!!"

"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"

"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."

"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."

"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"

"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."

"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."

"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."

by oshkoshgetoverit March 12, 2009

tit nibler

A man, or women who enjoys nibbling on tits

Yo don't be a tit nibler to Sam

by ballernipples June 14, 2010

muscular tits

when girls(usually cheerleaders or dancers) have boobs that look like pecks, only rounder.

courtney henderson muscular tits

by the one and only boob master69 December 9, 2013

tit kit

Large saline or silicon breast implants

Check out that tit kit on her

by DJBee May 22, 2007

Tit Alley

The alley between ones boobs. aka Cleavage

-Dude, check out that girl over there.. Sweet view of her tit alley!

-That guy should hit the gym, hes got way too much of a tit alley going on...

by jazzyjulz September 1, 2013

Tit Slander

The reduction of a woman's identity based solely on the size of her breasts.

"Jane has great knockers."

"Woah, man. That's just tit slander."

by Hectortheradio August 5, 2018

Half tit

When you see a half tit on a female and have to go and bash one out

J: *whispering* look, half tit
R: wow
J: sorry but I’ve got to go bash one out over that

by jbutty/half tit November 22, 2018