tighty whitie loser

Tighty whitie loser (n.) - An unlucky boy is caught wearing tighty whities. Tighty whities should only be worn by kids 12 years old or younger. If anyone is caught wearing tighty whities, they are given wedgies on a daily basis.

When I was in junior high, I was playing with my friends on the recess yard. My pants were really loose and eventually fell to the ground. Mostly everyone saw my tighty whities ard laughed. I was crying the whole day. I was so embarrassed. Then in High school, I was changing for PE and I was wearing tighty whities. Some older guys picked me up by my tighty whities and hung me in the locker room for everyone to see. Everyone laughed at me. Now I only wear boxers!

by Henry Sandoval August 29, 2005

tighten up

1. To get your act together. 2. Don't be so loose

Mary: Sarah you should put your clothes on!
Kelly: Yea, Sarah tighten up!
Sarah: Mary you should stop takin it deep!
Kelly: Yea, Mary tighten up!

by Joe11 June 28, 2006

tightey-whiteys

men's briefs: white, with wide elastic band

With his nice buns, Johnny Vince makes even tightey-whiteys look good.

by kenyon December 12, 2003

Tighe

Tighe is a man who is usually extremely intelligent. He is especially charming, and extremely insightful. If you ever meet a Tighe do not let him go. He is a very faithful person, and has a hard time letting people go. He doesn't fall in love with just anyone, but when he does he falls in love fast and doesn't look back. Tighes can get themselves in trouble, because they tend to dislike modern medication. Tighes drive women wild, sexually and emotionally. Sometimes in bad ways, but usually in good ways.

Sarah: I don't know how I feel about Tighe, he seems a little sketchy.
Emily: Well Tighe drives me wild, you only wish you had a Tighe like me.

by IloveBones September 3, 2012

Tighe

A person who is very intelligent while having amazing physical features. Tighe's are very sexy and good in the bed. Women flock to him

Person 1: Damn, that Tighe sure did just steal my girl

Person 2: He's gonna steal mine again

by LawyerToThePeople June 12, 2017

Tiajuana Tightrope

1. (v) When a man gives his partner a pink sock then grips the intestinal tube with his cock still inside and pulls backwards and then has another person jump onto the extended coil.

As Paco gave Consuela a pink sock, he pulled it out and let his friend Pablo do a tiajuana tightrope.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

Tighter than dick skin

Extremely tight, often in reference to the fit of clothing.

This Yanni t-shirt is tighter than dick skin!

by L Wrong Hubbard January 14, 2017