The art of masturbating. Only occurs when you havn't got enough energy and the spuff volcano trickles over your stomach.
by Tris n Tim June 20, 2008
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Get the Sneaky Wank mug.noun. A bout of masturbation conducted purely for practical reasons. It can be enjoyed, but that is not its purpose. It is done solely to necessarily relieve high stress, drain one's blue balls, or because the next opportunity to have one off the wrist could be far into the future.
"Yo, what took you so long?"
"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."
"Sorry, I've got dinner with my girlfriend's parents tonight, then we're all staying at this place with paper-thin walls and we can't bang later, so I had to have a quick business wank."
by burnard August 17, 2014
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Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.
Typically made of plastic. Often the corners are torn to allow more room to aim the wank.
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Get the Undercover Wank mug.Somebody who is so good at masturbating that the can cum whenever they wish, weather it be later or sooner
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