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Land Beyond Dreams

Featured in "The Land Beyond Dreams" by Stephen King. Also known as Dreamland and Land of the Edows, is a sacred world created by a once peaceful Edowic Moonpop named Edow ZAAT. ZAAT committed suicide in 1825, leaving the deed to Edow BURG. BURG died from coalminer's butt parasite in 1878, ultimately leaving the deed to Trevor Wood. Trevor, now Edow Robert created a new group of order in Dreamland, the Edowic Reich, promising hell and terror on the concious world. He ruled until 2022, when Curtis Verne took over, starting the Curtis Voine saga. Robert's previous leutinants, Timoty and Gorilloretta Gibbonzi, moved on to Curtis's army once the War of 2021 was over and Curtis became new ruler.
Curtis Verne: "ZIN ZIN ZIN! Lemme tell ya a story, I said a story of how I became a maniac! I was an engineering professor at Pellissippi, now I'm an Edowic God! I sucked eggs out of Rosie O Donnell's ass, oh how I loved it so. Now I'm stuck on capital hill eating rats! In the THE LAND BEYOND DREAMS"
by Bimbo Bombastic September 14, 2021
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Donkey Kong Land

the ultimate virginity repellent and sex attractor
oh shit that's donkey kong land, not again
by modemcat June 14, 2022
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Squidward's tiki land

Being too high, leaving reality. You have no concept of life. You are simply existing on a astral plane.
Bill: Yo John have you seen phill

John: He's on squidward's tiki land; blasted beyond belief.

Phill: tiki tiki

Bill: Dear lord he's left reality.
by Christmas Tree Kush December 23, 2022
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mullet landing a marlin

A mullet landing a marlin is when the mullet (guy who is highly unattractive) in spite of the odds being stacked against him, lands a marlin (hooks up with an extremely hot woman). This phenomenon is comparable to catching a marlin and pictures are usually taken for proof and bragging rights handed out accordingly.
Joe: dude, Rick is such a fucking mullet. He has no idea how to talk to a woman.
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy
by IFuckingHateTexas February 10, 2014
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Land Down Under

Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
Ya better run ya better take cover!
*Epic Flute Segment*
by JOJOFAN12345 June 26, 2022
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kings of frantti land

some cute sexy kings of the lands of frantti who like to have midget strippers in the castle.
look it’s the kings of frantti land having a party in the castle
by parker.crawdaddy69 April 18, 2021
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tim-tim land

It is the land of the Legedary Tim-Tims. They are the ultimate lax bros and they march the best instrument there is, the alto saxaphone, but mostly it is a place where people go when they are high.
Guy 1: " Bro I went to Tim-Tim land last night! "
Guy 2: " wicked bro! "
by Tim-Tim_Da_Lax_Bro December 1, 2013
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