Barber's Pole

The visible result of entering a woman who is on the rag.

Mary had her time of the month last night. My lad was like a barber's pole after.

by Lee Kick March 24, 2021

factotem pole

A pole lining up all the sycophants and ass-kissers that support a deranged POTUS.

A recent TV interviewer referred to his guest as a "factotum" for President Trump. That guest (Stephen Miller) was actually part of the factotem pole that includes the likes of Bannon, Huckabee Sanders, Rush Limbaugh, etc.

by euphemistmo January 07, 2018

running poles

On a baseball field, running pole to pole from the outfield wall. Usually used as a form of punishment.

"Why is Nate running poles?"
"I think he mouthed off to a coach."

by papamurph43 April 05, 2017

electrical pole

Fat cock

he has an electrical pole

by RIDETHATPOLEZBO August 07, 2016

Crisco Pole

When the police try to interfere on what's only good fun...

We were only having fun when we discovered the Crisco pole, since PPD greased Philly's street poles in Crisco when the Eagles won to prevent climbing but, lo and behold, true Birds fans succeeded on the slippery climb.

by southphillyclout January 28, 2018

Jumping Poles

When you jump from one dick to another during sex.

Ryan-"Sadie stop jumping poles onto Ben "

by StreetNamez101 October 09, 2016

Pole Yodeler

A gay male who breaks into yodeling in the middle of a blowjob, presumably to enhance entertainment value. Similar to a pole smoker, but with alpine-style musical enhancements.

"I was getting a knob job at the bathhouse the other night, and halfway through, the dude started yodeling!"

"Sounds like you found yourself a pole yodeler."

by Ghostnote August 08, 2018