An Israeli albino who is very homosexual who loves getting cummed on by turkmenistani men. He is known for his petit body shape and very large wenus. His foreskin was consumed by the grand rabbi of broad meadows. He was then taken in by Mohammed Quaran and was named Al Bin Mu jack quaran. He gets humbled by his new father and now loves to take HARD BIG BLACK DICK. His mom is the biggest fittie and has massive milkies. He getting raped by his father. He is a proven warrior he has fought against the hindu's of plumpton. He is the definition of a WIGGA this guy is severley racist. He has a half inch cock. He loves to feel the intense throbbing cock as it penetrates his mouth.
by gigachadmale123 November 13, 2022
Get the Jack Horanmug. A last resort life or death self defense move against any male entity. The Gorilla Jack. You simply grab him by the penis, squeeze tight, and hammer away!
by @MastahBetta November 14, 2020
Get the gorilla jackmug. Jacking off while pooping.
by tituslamar April 2, 2013
Get the Poop Jackingmug. jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana
jack got high and dropped his fly, and said "do ya wanna?"
jill said yes, and dropped her dress, and then they had some fun
silly jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son
jack got high and dropped his fly, and said "do ya wanna?"
jill said yes, and dropped her dress, and then they had some fun
silly jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son
by jillthepill August 1, 2006
Get the jack and jillmug. main character in Tim Burton's nightmare before christmas score and jack's singing voice by Danny Elfman
"...You know, I think this Christmas thing
It's not as tricky as it seems
And why should they have all the fun?
lt should belong to anyone..."
It's not as tricky as it seems
And why should they have all the fun?
lt should belong to anyone..."
by Rachael murray February 28, 2005
Get the jack skellingtonmug. The act of shoving a stuffed squirrel in your dogs ass therefore making him erect and forcing him to bone your sister while you watch and jerk in the corner
by Braydenscoochie420 November 20, 2018
Get the Dirty Jackmug. To steal, also to rob without mercy, pretty much anything can be jump-jacked, basically the limit is a rocket ship, the U.S.S. constitution was known to be jump-jacked from the harbor by four kids on a field trip to Salem, Ma.(It was so badass) Although, people who jump-jacked from the general store were very lame and felt the wrath of THE RICK G.Usual spots for jump-jacking include Dick's and people's gym lockers.
1."Yo dude, did you hustle that twenty bucks from your mom?"
"yeah, it was like jump-jacking candy from a baby"
2."So Steve, what did you and Alex while you closed at Market Basket?"
"Well first we DILDAR-ed, Shelagged each other, Glynthed it, and then jump-jacked all the cash from the register"
"yeah, it was like jump-jacking candy from a baby"
2."So Steve, what did you and Alex while you closed at Market Basket?"
"Well first we DILDAR-ed, Shelagged each other, Glynthed it, and then jump-jacked all the cash from the register"
by Nicky killa bee B March 9, 2008
Get the Jump-Jackmug.