when you shove a buzz lightyear up someones ass and press the button so the wings eject causing extreme pain.
by bensandgren September 28, 2014

Person A: *presses down button 17 times within the span of 3 seconds*
Person B: Eugh, stop being such a down button downer.
Person B: Eugh, stop being such a down button downer.
by CutieFox9 December 7, 2023

The act of trying anything to get a person with a vagina (or penis!) to feel pleasure, but having absolutely no experience or knowledge doing and you're too shy to ask so your hand/s are just flailing about doing whatever.
Person 1: "Man, I had the worst sex imaginable last night."
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "My fling was clearly inexperienced. Just button mashing me."
Person 2: "So they didn't ask what you liked? Why didn't you say anything?"
Person 1: "I was shy and embarrassed..."
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "My fling was clearly inexperienced. Just button mashing me."
Person 2: "So they didn't ask what you liked? Why didn't you say anything?"
Person 1: "I was shy and embarrassed..."
by Agoraphobic chad March 31, 2022

a game where you pass out soda and a certain number has a tablet of LSD in it. good luck finding the button.
Button Button is funny
Tom: congrats kyle, you found the button.
Kyle: OHHH FUCK WHAT ARE THESE COLOURS???!!!!
Tom: congrats kyle, you found the button.
Kyle: OHHH FUCK WHAT ARE THESE COLOURS???!!!!
by Kyle's Best Friend Tom April 25, 2014

by The Wrinkliest Button January 15, 2024

When you are absolutely sure of something but must exclaim that its diffidently true and accurate.
A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.
A button is always sure of itself. It's either pressed or not, buttoned up or not, clasped or unclasped.
CFO: Are you sure that the competitive analysis shows that we are outperforming our competitor?
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.
Finance manager: Sure as buttons. The reports are as accurate as can be.
by 000Six_Six000 December 14, 2022

-when someone is pissing you off lick your fingers and slap them on the forehaed and say Duey Button!-
by Slippy Something? April 16, 2009
