Texas Longhorn

When your fist is shoulder deep up an anus.

That butt hole is so loose that you could easily perform a Texas Longhorn.

by Texxx6996 July 5, 2018

Texas Twinkie

When two +300 lbs Caucasian men engage in sexual intercourse then proceed to climax simultaneously on to their bellies and finally bond together to form a glorious mess.

Bill: I just heard Ralph and Keith did a Texas Twinkie to one another!
Tom: I can go for a Texas Twinkie myself...

by Mercflow September 7, 2022

Texas Billionaire

A sexual act in which one partner is to be positioned with their ass in the air as the other partner inserts themselves inside the other; this will be a squatting action above the receiving partner; feet firmly planted shoulder width apart in the drilling position. As the partner thrusts down they must hold both hands in the air as if they are shooting pistols into the air while shouting, “We struck oil!” or “Yahoo!”

Hank got lucky the other night, he was able to pull off the Texas Billionaire on his wife after coming home from the bar.

by Zi11a March 19, 2022

texas howdy

Hate crime

Jamaal barely survived the Texas howdy he suffered in El Paso last month.

by BIGG R August 13, 2021

Texas Wheelie

When a girl is on a Ferris wheel and climbs on top of said wheel, rubs her clit on it while the Ferris wheel is moving, and achieves a climax.

“Stay here and hold my purse while I do a Texas Wheelie”

“I had a Texas Wheelie the other day that was the best!”

by Texas Wheelie November 30, 2019

Texas clogger

A massive shit resulting in the clog of a toilet.

"Hey I'm gonna go take a shit."
"Will it be a Texas clogger?"

*walks out of bathroom proudly*
"That was a Texas clogger!"

"Everything is bigger in Texas!"

by DJ ZachyD June 16, 2018

Texas Tuesday

Forceful intercourse with a cactus

Gave him the ol Texas Tuesday

by Texas2sday July 2, 2020