Stripper Rules

Look, but don't touch

(example from Harley Quinn s1 e5

Dr Psycho: While we're in here, you all follow hooker rules.

Poison Ivy: No kissing on the mouth?
Dr Psycho: Sorry, stripper rules. Look, but don't touch.

by duolingobutbetter February 4, 2023

rule 2.71

If the situation is bad, it could be exponentially worse.

- Dude I slept with my cousin
- Don't worry about it, rule 2.71

by blue hawwk July 20, 2021

Merci Rule

when you run 0.01 of a mile so you decide to spoil yourself with 18 bigmacs

damn, i think its time for a Merci Rule!

by slimyhibber October 22, 2018

Rule of Friday

Asking someone out on a Friday, so you can drown your sorrows over the weekend if you get rejected.

Mario: Lisa rejected me and we just got assigned to do a project together this week.
John: You should’ve followed the Rule of Friday

by Stockboy9 October 29, 2017

The Rule of So

1. When you ask a question starting with "So" in a discussion with someone, you're probably misinterpreting their argument to make it look much worse in order to make yourself look better.

2. A Strawman fallacy. When you expect someone to defend a statement they're not making.

Example 1.
Person 1: "I'm a Democrat."
Person 2: "So you eat babies, want a population of 10 billion in the USA, and want to close down and jail the whole police force?"
Person 1. "Fail. The Rule of So."

Example 2.

Person 1: "I'm a Republican".
Person 2: "So you think Donald Trump is Jesus, Alex Jones should be the next president, and it should be compulsory for all children to bring guns to school?
Person 1. "I'm not even going to answer that."

by Ultrazenmode August 25, 2020

Cropping Rule

The tighter the crop, the fatter the chick.

According to the cropping rule, if you only see eyes to lips she's at least 350#.

by Pussbucket January 21, 2011

Hail Rules

When you make a rule in the middle of a game and it's a rule that is conveniently meant to benefit you specifically

John -"If you get 3rd place, you have to take a shot."

Me - "You can't make up rules in the middle of a game! Those are Hail Rules!"

by Slickus26 October 15, 2023