E.T Phone Home

The act of calling a mate on your mobile phone, then sticking it up a girls cunt and seeing if you can continue the conversation

Guy 1: I called Josh the other day, but unfortunately lost reception when i tried the E.T phone home manouver

Guy 2: Fuckin fat bitches...

by pipeline69 May 29, 2011

T-Pearl

a cute hot sluty bitch with a cute ass

T-Pearl is fucking the neighbor

by Bff4 January 2, 2009

don't point

When the dew point is so ridiculously high, you refuse to do anything outside

Person 1: What's the dew point?
Person 2: 75 degrees.
Person 1: That's not a dew point, it's a don't point!

by nerdman01 July 1, 2018

He STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!

What a chick grumbles to her family/friends regarding da clueless indolence of her main squeeze, and is referring to da fact dat he does not bother to re-dress her upper torso after a boobs-savoring session, simply walks around da house naked after an interval of between-his-legs-based recreation wif her, forgets to straighten up da bed after a bouncy-bouncy, etc.

My new guy is a total "Mr. Cuddly" and never makes me feel left out or unattended, but he hasn't "grown up" as far as childhood unawareness is concerned --- he STILL doesn't put away his playthings afterwards!

by QuacksO July 8, 2023

T-Pain

verb: the act of beating someone or something up for general douche-like behavior

also, the feeling of getting beaten up.

"Dude, I'm gonna t-pain some chads tonight."

"Man, that 3 lbs of bacon is totaly t-paining my stomach."

by Spartacus1085 May 15, 2009

T-pot

1. A counter-strike player that has absolutely no skill, believes cpl players hack after watching maul2 video, and honestly thinks his friends are the best one can get at cs without cheating.
2. A scrub that isn't even ogl.
3. A canadian that has no life whatsoever and plays games he sucks at all day.

Oh nos he thinks I hack, he is such a KmAT-pot!

by d3r3k302 January 7, 2004

T.Pain

A loser that often thinks of himself as a good football player and, or a good Halo player ext.

That guy I play football with is a T.Pain in my ass!

by Thomas Maddox January 19, 2008