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Shank

the act of excreting and then proceding to masturbate while sitting on the john. Les commonly known as a 'toilet chug', however, may be heard in some places.

Commonly done by people who enjoy both feelings and wish to enhance their orgasm
Rodrigo: dude, i love shitting and wanking equally as much.

Brent: You should shank dudee!! My uncle taught me how to do it! simple, saves time and is effective
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SHANK AND THEN SHE SHANK SHANK AND I LOLD SHANK!!!
by SHANKRD March 28, 2010
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Shank

Verb: to lift one leg or ass cheek and deliver a rousing fart.
Noun: the result of lifting one leg or ass cheek to deliver a rousing fart.
Verb: Dude, I was sitting in one of those old wooden chairs when I shanked one so loud people heard it down the hall.
Noun: Dude, was that your shank I heard down the hall? It echoed all the way to our room.
by whodemscotts July 8, 2011
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verb

North Carolina slang for pretending to pull someone's pants down as a joke
Me: "shank!"
My friend: "oh, I thought you were going to pull my pants down, that was funny."
by bigDandtheBoys June 8, 2011
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A form of time saving, by combining a wank with a lengthy process in the bathroom beginning in 'S'

There are many forms of shank, most common ones are:
1) A shit and a wank
2) A shower and a wank
3) A shave and a wank
if you'll excuse me, im off for a shank!
by benj25 December 28, 2005
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Swanky

Wow, that guy gave his boyfriend a swanky gift
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