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Stupid Penis Syndrome 

The tendency of drunken men who eat excessively spicy foods (etc. Suicide Ghost Wings), then proceed to the urinal and touch their penis before washing their hands, thus causing a burning sensation for an extended period of time.
Guy- "Wow my dick burns, screw peeing after habanero wings"

Girl- "You did it again? didn't we warn you? You must have Stupid Penis Syndrome!"
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stupid phone

The opposite of a "smart" phone.
This stupid phone is a relic! I cannot download any apps.
stupid phone by Newman S. December 17, 2011

Stupid Fuck 

A neanderthal who doesn't get that just because you have a stupid friend, it doesn't mean you have to top his autism. See "how to be held up 6 ft by your fucking balls by a taken girl". Also see "how to out autist your friend who got fucked up by an ugly depressed emo girl".
"No no, but Lucas said if i wait long enough, i'll get my chance! His stupid manager's boyfriend said so!" - stupid fuck
Stupid Fuck by Rupert Pupkinn March 10, 2017

stupid fucking slutfaced whore-bag cunt. 

A very naughty insult.
Shut up you stupid fucking slutfaced whore-bag cunt!

Stupid Stoop 

1. The occurrence of stupidity, laziness, loafing, and lack of thought

2. A place to sleep when all else fails

3. A place of interest established by the mean street posse
"Let's leave Zach at home, put Edmund in a taxi, and go to the Stupid Stoop"

"Before yall go to Utah, we should go to the Stupid Stoop"

"Why is there a fuckin bum on our stupid stoop?"

"Only on the stupid stoop would Masudur and Luka kiss each other's neck"

Stupid Stoop by and a take yo monay December 21, 2008

Stupid Bint 

Stupid whore or tart
Tart: what's 2+2?
Alex: 4 you stupid bint!

Stupid Dumb 

Not to be taken literally, but an exaggeration of how someone or something as such is existing; an uber compliment or descriptor.
That girl is stupid dumb fine, it’s not even funny.
Stupid Dumb by I’M NAT TYPE January 2, 2019