standing on business

Ignoring and maintaining zero contact with your ex AT ALL COSTS (even if they reach out to you first)

- ding -
Ex: hey babe i rlly miss you i wish u would take me back
You: - block - (bitch I’m standing on business know idk what you thought this was)
- you go to the club -
Ex: u aint see my msg?
You: - walks away and avoids eye contact - (bc you’re standing on business)

by bootysnatcher788 November 26, 2023

guy standing

Guy Standing is a dude whose name is Guy Standing and the only picture there is of him is of him sitting down

Person 1: Hey, have you ever heard of Guy Standing?
Person 2: Is there an actual person called Guy Standing?
Person 1: Yup, and the only picture of him is of him sitting.

by JasonDaStarBoi April 27, 2023

Standing on third base

When a person inherits wealth or a situation in which they did not lay the groundwork for its success.

Standing on third base thinking they hit a triple.

by CuetoS December 3, 2021

there stands the glass

A song about a guys crippling alchoholism

Wanna listen to this song, there stands the glass?

by Mighty Mighty Man May 27, 2024

J-Standing

Smelling so bad that you’re eyes become attracted to minors.

*A year 12 asks for a year 9’s Snapchat*
Person: That guy’s J-Standing.

by NJP Gaming April 17, 2019

Hotdog Stand

The Liam DOM.

My mom was a hotdog, my dad was a stand, what did you expect?

Person: I’m hungry

Liam: (nasally chuckle) I’m a hotdog stand!

by I’m A Hotdog Stand December 4, 2023

Stand Dancing

Dancing in place without lifting your feet.
Most common in straight white men in their 40's.

Ronnie was pick-pocketed on the N train while he was stand dancing in the aisle.

by GLNO October 20, 2014