I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)

I’m standing on both ends , heheheh

by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023

Jack standing

The act of masturbating while standing up

Dude, i walked in on my roommate last night and he was in his bedroom naked & Jack Standing by his computer

by Anonymous-person February 25, 2023

Stand Up

When one is disregarding their own self worth/general safety in pursuit of someone or something they believe to be better.

Candice: He read my message 5 minutes ago. He’s probably writing me back a long love message!!

Gwinn: Candice please stand up! That man don’t want you

by Minimarsailles October 22, 2022

HotDog Stand

if The Lynda Klondike were to go to an orgy

oh my god did you see Linde at the orgy last night? She was like a goddamn hotdog stand.

by Iamwebster1307 March 16, 2023

tree stand

a place of hiding from everyone to talk secretly

can we go to the tree stand please? I need to talk 😉

by playedthatass01 January 1, 2016

coffee stand

THING THAT HOLDS YOU COFFEE BITCH

COFFEE STAND THAT HOLDS MY COFFEE BITCH

by DUNCAN'S COCK May 16, 2018

Stand Sweats

If you ain't bangin, You ain't gaining.

Guy 1: After drinking this bang energy drink I can't stop sweating.

Guy 2: Sounds like you have a case of the Stand Sweats

by ROWMYBOATWHERE March 8, 2019