slit taint

the slicing of the taint vertically, to create an artificial vagina on men, so they may be fingered, eaten out, and penetrated as they so wish, even if it is a bloody fucking mess.

Note: Must be cauterized with a curling iron when slit to avoid it healing and having to be re-opened

Oliver loves to have dirty hookers lap at his bloody slit taint.

by Dr. Slitaintosaurus December 17, 2009

slitheroo

Ordering a deliveroo with the full intention of getting a refund for the order.

"oi mate do you want to get a slitheroo tonight"

by eano2 March 13, 2020

bacon slit

Another word to describe the edges of a womans vagina.

I want to fill that bacon slit with my meat.

by L man June 12, 2006

salmon slit

The word for such a time as a female's gash smells of fish. Often found on thrush sufferers.

Dude, that chick last night. You're a ledge for hitching me up but you could've told me about the salmon slit.

by Aldo43 September 5, 2007

Treacle slit

Terminology used in chris Morris' Nathan Barley s1e2. used in place of babe, darling, hun, sweetheart and doll snatch and so on.

Alwight Treacle slit

by Swede O' Nim April 19, 2009

Tank slit

When your car windshield is frosted over and you are too impatient or hurried to scrape it all off or let it defrost so you are left with a small gap to see through, making you feel like you are driving an old tank.

I had to get to work so I couldn't waste time thoroughly scraping my car off. I drove halfway there looking through a tank slit.

by Qeqeneq March 3, 2009

Splittercore

A faster and more intense form of speedcore.

Hotdamn. Splittercore pwns you.

by Someone. January 3, 2005