social interactions

so·cial in·ter·ac·tion

A polite and discreet manner for a gentleman, or otherwise a male with a penis, to refer to anal sex.

"I'm not goin' to brag and mention that i've had social interactions with a girl before"

by vladhp April 20, 2005

Social Contract

The unwritten, unspoken rules of polite society. It's what keeps you from laughing or commenting on bodily functions that happen in public and ignoring homeless/smelly people until you can escape their visual/audible range.

May also apply to catching someone doing something inappropriate in public, in which both parties act like nothing happened and/or nothing was seen.

I went into the bathroom to wash my hands just as David was flushing the toilet. His shit stunk so bad, it was all I could think about. I tried to hold my breath and ignore it as the social contract keeps me from acknowledging the fact that his shit smell was suffocating me.

by YouStinkLikeShit January 29, 2012

Social Conservative

A political view that life begins at conception, and ends at birth.

Social conservatives oppose abortion, as well as social programs that benefit poor children.

by newponder May 17, 2011

social puberty

A point in your life when you start dressing better, easily talk to the opposite sex, stop being immature, become more popular, know how to socialize, and get a life. Social puberty can occur anywhere from the ages of 11-14, and anytime after that for the socially delayed.

*at a party*
Chick 1: Dayummm, Rick looks fine tonight!
Chick 2: Don't think about it, he has a girlfriend.
Chick 1: Rick?? He used to be a total virgin/geek/nerd! Didn't he leave our school cause people were bullying him?
Chick 2: Yeah, well now he drives a Lexus, is captain of the football team, and could be an Abercrombie model.
Chick 1: Holy shit, he must have finally went through social puberty.

by ch33z January 2, 2008

social chameleon

One who has such wide interests they can relate to anyone.

A social chameleon can chat with goths and preps alike.

by JuggaloShangriLa November 5, 2006

text social

When a group of people, usually three or more, all simultaneously text others not present, instead of conversing with each other.

We were got together for a drink last night but ended up having a text social instead.

by shann81 April 30, 2007

social Kenny

Someone whose popularity keeps dying and reappearing, much like Kenny McCormick from "South Park."

"I wonder how that social Kenny's gonna die next!"

Social Stan: OMG, they socially killed Social Kenny....

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009