sniff a bicycle seat

to be unsuccessful, usually in a competitive endeavor; to lose, often under unfortunate or exasperating circumstances.

Al Gore got half a million more popular votes than George W. Bush in the 2000 election, but since Bush won more electoral votes that sent Bush to the White House and left Gore to sniff a bicycle seat.

by Anthony Brancato August 23, 2003

the graveyard shift

without a doubt the greatest rap group in history. a true tragedy. graveyard shift were friends and family of bone thugs n harmony (the second greatest). the group was signed to ruthless, but lil boo (krayzie's cousin) was the first to die. mentioned in crossroads. the remaining members, tombstone, gates, and sin. tombstone was killed later. "still waters" was supposed to be there first cd. however bone thugs (krayzie, layzie, and wish) being the complete fuck-ups that they are, never made it happen. instead they took their lyrics and made an internet only cd.

their music had a really gothic sound to it. sins voice is really scary, and they use metaphors alot, and really creepy beats.

gates quit rapping after tombstone died, and sin left mo thugs, and signed with another ex-mo thug artist, but still hasnt released anything.

in my opinion, bone thugs, are sellouts. they've gone commercial, and the realest members bizzy and flesh arent with them now. layzie is a bitch, and krayzie and wish are his little yes men. and they've managed to fuck up every good thing thats com their way. and now to their true fans, their career is over.

wow, the graveyard shift completely outshined krayzie, on "silence", his own song.

by the sawed off gangsta October 30, 2006

dick sniff

From the title its obvious

You dick sniff
hhaahahaha

by Ben and kesh April 22, 2005

night shift

The nice potentially beautiful girl who takes care of her craz drunk friend.

I wouldn't recommend going for the spazzard drunk girl, but the night shift, well, shes kinda hot.

by eschh November 13, 2011

shifty tailspinner

a person who frequently ends up quadraspazzed on a life glug, as a result of the drug 'rolf harris's mental miming backpack'

'that shifty tailspinner really is asking for it'

by Adam bloody Waters February 9, 2004

Shifty Pop

Shifty pop takes about 6 hours to make on average, depending on your diet. You will need to eat a pack of popcorn seeds. Wait about 6 hours until your next bowel movement. After you shit you need to extract the seeds. This is a long and delicate process. After the seeds are extracted, proceed to put the seeds in a popcorn maker. You now have a nice warm bowl of Shifty Pop.

That shifty pop was so delicious, who knew bowel movements were so buttery

by Call me Slick Rick January 8, 2010

sift

to sort through bodily secretions to find something that was lost in the body ie swallowed

i had to sift three loads before finding my keys

by Persephone May 6, 2005