Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.

He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.

by Grumpy bear 69 May 8, 2020

Sleep-Ladding

The act of throwing lads unintentionally in your sleep.

Sir J-Douxx twas passed out piss drunk, and out of nowhere, twas thee who was sleep-ladding.

by A Laddie September 20, 2011

Sleep drunk

1. Someone who has reached the point of being so tired that they appear intoxicated.

Dang, she acted so crazy late last night laughing and singing for no reason, she must have been sleep drunk.

by Lukeemulous June 27, 2020

Sleep Crapnea

When you fart in your sleep and wake yourself up choking on it.

I can’t get a good night’s rest after spicy food. The heartburn sucks but the sleep crapnea is the worst. It keeps everyone in the house awake!

by Babyashes August 1, 2019

the good sleep

Trying to commit suicide by taking loads of pills/drugs.

Person A: I think I'm going to try for the good sleep tonight.
Person B: Shit bro, are you okay?

by SIDMNkewl123supbitches January 21, 2020

Sleep-shitting

When you are so tired that when you go to shit and you fall asleep on the toilet. This usually happens while using a public restroom.

After we ordered our food at the restaurant, my friend went to take a shit and fell asleep. He is always sleep-shitting every time we come here at 2 am.

by Rbruiz June 17, 2023

Sleeping in jeans

A person who wears jeans while sleeping because their a psychopath for whatever reason.

"What are you doing?"
"Sleeping in jeans."
"Kill yourself."

by one234536 March 19, 2022