Definitions by Babyashes

Sleep Crapnea

When you fart in your sleep and wake yourself up choking on it.

I can’t get a good night’s rest after spicy food. The heartburn sucks but the sleep crapnea is the worst. It keeps everyone in the house awake!

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A place where the narcotics trade has been frozen for so long that it is completely inhospitable to all but the prudes and narcs.

Oh man, don't bother going to pine city for weed. The police have turned it into Antnarctica.

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