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Sataned

Sataned: A universal word to summarize the state of being screwed so bad that fucked sideways seem like an understatement. Sataned is the higher and real form of Murphy's law, when a person is Sataned, unexpected normal things / incidents go from normal to bad to worse.

Example: You reach the airport in wee hours to board an early morning flight. You clear the security and end up sleeping in the lobby , when you wake you up you find that your flight reached its destination while you were merrily sleeping.
He dressed up to meet his girl friend and after meeting her found out that she called him to introduce her new Boy Friend to him. Gosh he really got Sataned.
by Whattwhywhen September 21, 2016
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saltacious

An extreme level of saltiness... Rather than saying salty, someone could say saltacious to imply a larger extent.
Are you still saltacious that I slid in your girl's DM's?
by Jdmkid62 September 10, 2016
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Saltatronic

Saltatronic is when somone is so mega salty that they need to be defined as if they were a robot built for being salty
you suck so much go jump in a lake

"dude your so Saltatronic"
by Ethan R August 25, 2016
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saltatronic

when someone is so salty, they have to be described as if they were a robot created for saltiness
did you see christina last night? she was Saltatronic!
by Ethan R August 16, 2016
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Satan's Cumbucket

When someone drunkenly vomits into a toilet and then proceeds to take two consecutive shits into it, thereby clogging it as they have no idea what the hell they are doing. The toilet is then left to sit in order to marinade for 2-3 days.
Colin: "Yo, who the fuck left satan's cumbucket in the bathroom? How in the hell are we gonna fix that?"

Jordan: "No idea man, that shit stinks! I don't even think Jesus himself could fix it... or that smell!!"
by XxHanSoloxX September 19, 2016
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Satan

Satan is a king of demons he believes the bad peoples should be punished and tortured is the enemy of God and he lives is the enemy of God and he lives in hell....he runs hell
Satan will have your soul if you shoot him and become a hardcore criminal
by Diepepe October 29, 2016
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satan baby

That guuurl, is a total satan baby
by supersassysquad16 January 23, 2017
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