Frog Spitting

Term for painting one's genitals green and attempting to ejaculate onto a passing insect for the purpose of consumption.

Jerry had to eat several cum covered insects because he lost the Frog Spitting contest.

by Budder13 August 7, 2010

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Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better

Trying to plead your case in a situation of guilt when you are actually doing more damage than good. Digging yourself deeper.

Mr. Brown went to represent himself at his trial. A spectator saw him and just said to him that he was "Shitting on yourself to make yourself smell better."

by NotNix October 29, 2009

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shitting a frisbee

an expression that illistrates the difficulty to accomplish a job or task that is nearly impossible.

"getting all my homework done by 8pm is going to be like shitting a frisbee!"

by mdspnb November 22, 2011

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Spitting balls

Someone doing a terrible job at rapping.

Oliver *Doing some terrible rap*
Blake: Oliver you are spitting balls.

by Bl8ek June 11, 2022

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Skin Suitting

Cutting someone else’s skin off to commit a crime or indulge in fantasy related sexual conquests. Usually blames it on another person.

Nico: Yo. You hear about that dude who was skin suitting in Florida?
Ryan: Florida is really just the fucking shittiest hole we call a state in this country.

by nico jack pepper November 20, 2018

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