pity sticks

Crutches, used by one who has sustained minor injury and lacks stoicism. Making every attempt to garner sympathy and attention.

This clown be getting around on pity sticks for four weeks now. Anybody would think the muthafucka gonna be getting his leg amputated, the way he goes on about it.

by Keepinitreal888 September 1, 2016

stick monkey

A derogatory term for aircraft pilots (regardless of him/her being in the fixed-wing/airplane or rotary/helicopter community). This species of aviators is prevalent in the commercial airlines, private aviation, or the military (e.g. Navy, Marines, Air Force, Army, and even the Coast Guard and the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration/NOAA). The term can also be used to denote astronauts.

True to the name, the stick monkey just wiggles the joystick around, making the plane roll left, right, up, down, clockwise, and counterclockwise.

If you were to fly for the Navy, would you rather be a stick monkey or a back-seater?

by DJRayRay December 1, 2017

Yoda's stick

A stick that is better then bacon

Yoda: My stick is better then bacon
Yoda's Stick

by Meme.Sovjet January 20, 2020

Pogo Sticking

For exercise, attempting to perform push-ups while sporting an unintentional (or intentional) erection, often while wearing loose gym shorts.

My PT test was yesterday, and I lost 10 points on push-ups because I was pogo sticking.

by joedink January 21, 2014

Sweat Stick

A term used to desrcibe a towel that is attached to the end a long extendable stick. Commonly used to wipe sweat off hard-to-reach places around the body, particularly underneath folds of skin/fat.

(read in a female hill-billy accent)

"Hey Cleatis! C'mon over err and fetch your momma's sweat stick....."

(Cleatis walks over with the sweat stick and proceeds to wipe reluctantly)

"Oh yerrr, that's it, you wipe your momma's back."

by theKrisEffect December 12, 2009

Twin Sticks

Two gear shift used for classic semi trucks used to expand the gear ratio for more power most combinations are 5x4, 4x4, 5x3. Shifted useing 5x4 combination main box in 1st the second box shift 1-4 the main box to 2nd then second box 1-4 etc.....

To find an experianced truck driver ask if he know how to drive twin sticks.

by The Peterbuilt Kid July 22, 2008

whoop stick

a cigarette that has been covered in pharmaceuticals such as muscle relaxers

i licked the whoop stick to dampen it when i roll it in the pill dust

by hansolo69 August 29, 2010