steam banged

When you open the oven or the lid to a pot of soup and get a face full of steam that clouds your glasses, thus leaving you momentarily impaired.

I got steam banged pulling my pizza out of the oven and almost burned myself.

by Discount Soups Emporium January 28, 2023

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Steamed Crumpet

Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.

It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2023

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When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.

As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.

by QDOGGY February 8, 2023

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