snorkel

verb.-to put something up the anal or vaginal cavity that does not belong naturally. If you don't indicate what with it is understood to be a dildo.

I am about to snorkel your ass with a baseball bat.
or
I snorkled your mom last night

by markdavidoff January 25, 2005

snork

1. The event that takes place when you smoke too much marijuana while snogging. Otherwise known as oral sex.
2. Cross between oinking and snorting.

1. Beth was snogging her boyfriend while being high off of marijuana, so after a while they started snorking.
2. The two pigs snorked.

by bella and colly November 1, 2006

Spark Notes

A site for useless slackers that would rather sit around all day and procrastinate than simply do their work. Those that use Spark Notes are generally fuckheads that sit around on their couches and smoke pot all day.

"I got my whole essay done using Spark Notes!"

"Congratulations you fucking slacking queef."

by asfioasfjkl;asdklasfhasd May 4, 2009

Sporkenife

The yet-to-be-copyrighted brand name of a utensil that includes a spoon, a fork and a knife. It's basically a longer version of a spork with knife teeth on one side.

Derek: I have something to eat that requires three different utensils. What am I to do?
Otto: Here, use my Sporkenife!

by BAHD April 17, 2007

Sporkadonkle

Common noun: The detachable clamp-style handle of a Trangia Kök (or similar) portable camping stove.

Person 1: Dude where's the handle-thingy for the stove?

Person 2: You mean the sporkadonkle?
Person 1: Yeah that.

Person 2: It's in the van, probably on the passenger seat.

by photuris October 5, 2011

Sporkle

To hang, Boole, to row fast and eat ass

Hey baby want to sporkle with some spoons tonight?

Yes mama

by Asseater16 March 11, 2018

milk.sporkyou

the greatest forum known on the net.

www.milk.sporkyou.com has many members and is still growing.

by CAS December 14, 2003