SimpFlation

SimpFlation is an economic phenomena in which there is a significant rise in Lonely & Sexless men. Western society has entered into a period of Hyper-SimpFlation since the mass adoption of social media around 2010-2020. This has coincided with Hoeflation and the prevalence of OnlyFans, sexual liberalism, digital promiscuity, pornography, and birth control.

Because of SimpFlation, there are millions of sad and lonely men that, instead of improving their lives, choose to pay $6 to only fans harpies to distract themselves with mediocre short term pleasures.

by Bruhhh500 July 11, 2023

Cunt Simple

To be completely oblivious to one's self worth, being complete slave to the cunt, taking it dry,the owner of the cunt(who controls the life of the poor cunt simple bastard)controls everything the dumbass does. Very common in South Western Canada, particular anywhere pussy lives.

Daryl is the most cunt simple mother fucker I've ever seen, his balls shrivelled up and his dick's now a mangina.

by Pure Evil July 5, 2008

Ariel Simone

super wild; an awesome girl; most likely a freak; super sweet and not a fighter, but will knock you the FUCK out!; drives the boys wild.

That's an Ariel Simone!

by kraziigagurl92 January 20, 2009

slippery simone

A person who is a schemer and scammer.

Joe pulled a slippery simone and stole my cigarettes

by MoneyMan2009 March 9, 2009

Lily Simone

Lily simone is a teenage TikToker who got followers because of her creative style/makeup skills and good acting.

Did you see lily Simone’s new video ?

by Egirlfactory October 18, 2019

b simone tone

Named after THE B-SIMONE got the whole world talkin like her

Baabyy giirll ~is what someone using the b simone tone will usually say.

by D~is for Debbie of definations January 10, 2020

Mega-Simp

The top hierarchical tier and biological super creatures of the simp species. This individual is the leader of the simp nation. There is no point he will not cross as a simp and he places self-dignity at an extremely low value of importance.

An intellectual: Yeah I’d never be a simp, I have way too much respect

Corey: damn I guess we can’t be friends, believe it or not I’m the current Mega-Simp

by Reagan81 May 8, 2020