Xmas Anal Season

During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.

Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.

by Holidays4men November 4, 2024

Seasonal Ratchet Disorder

A condition by which an individual is adversely affected by winter weather conditions resulting in atypical ratchet and/or promiscuous sexual behavior.

It's only November and I see that Seasonal Ratchet Disorder is in full effect.

Do you have Seasonal Ratchet Disorder or is this just a regular thing?

by mn1234 November 6, 2022

depression seasons

At the beginning of the year your depressed (winter depression). In the middle of the year your depressed (summer depression).
You will never be happy.

me: I'm going through the depression seasons
y/n: now how long is that gonna last

by little gay kid March 6, 2022

Montreal Steak Seasoning

A seasoning containing a variety of herbs and spices. Can be used on many different meats from beef to poultry. Usually used by people that are not good at cooking and commonly used on chicken and rice.

Man Zachary is using montreal steak seasoning again? He must on be a basic bitch.

by Chicken and rice boy January 2, 2022

In the seasonal meantime

As a way of saying what's happening during a season, as of now, but now as in the present season (within any month of fall, etc.).

October (Fall) 2011.

Ian: One of these days we should go to one of those island singles resorts. I dunno how soon it'll be, but in the seasonal meantime, let's get together for the next Celtics game.

Seth: Sweet! I'm down!

by ribetab August 27, 2012

Louisiana Season

Celebration of the Lousisiana Purchase on November 21-24.

I went to build a mound for Louisiana Season.

by Sh@zam November 26, 2021

Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.

GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.

by Mike109999 September 22, 2025