sam keller

the fucking man; a god among west coast quarter backs

Every year Sam Keller chooses one lucky first born child to be thrown into the sun.

by Tanner Case November 1, 2007

calamity sam

The red mustache/patches that is left after a girl decides to get her face waxed... particularly eyebrows and lip

"Damn girl, what happened to yo face!"
"I had to get my face waxed for prom.. is it obvious?"
"Check out that 'stache! You look like Calamity Sam!.... firecrotch"

by MelizzlefoShizzle November 11, 2007

black sam

A super sexy dude who is funny as fuck makes the faces of a comedic mastermind and every one loves this man no matter who it is prez Obama to the king of the African jungle

African king: hey sam looking fly
Black Sam: thanks BRUH you too

by Megadeath12345 March 5, 2015

Sam Harris

Podcast host, neuroscientist, philosopher (sure, okay), and critic of religion. Author of The End of Faith.

Sam Harris really is just Mr Thought Experiment Man

by Troi_Baker May 14, 2021

sam

A male who demonstrates extreme female qualities i.e. crying in public, has low self esteem, looks like a homeless person or hobbit, is addicted to blow, has major anger management issues and over uses the word "whatever". One who always lingers in places where they are not wanted.

You are such a bitch. Pull yourself together and stop being a Sam.

by Shawntee November 25, 2006

sam

sexy ass mutha fucka who get pussy er day slaps hoes fo talkin shit 15 inch dick that has been in all of you families mouth and in there va jay jay pimp ass nigga who play socca and hes a socca balla

i got slaped by sam

wat did you do?

talk shit.

or

hunny what happened

a pimp hit me fo not givin him head

by sexyyylovee11 May 2, 2009

Sam Tuttle

the cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. very talented at sports and knows how to treat a lady very well, also very sensitive. the man that will make you fall head over heels for him and is always nice to you no matter what.

who's that he's sexy, i wanna lick his abs
oh thats sam tuttle. typical

by thesecretfolder October 11, 2011