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Salad Stuff

Bags of pre-packaged lettuce at the grocery store.
Husband: Babe, what do you want at the grocery store?
Wife: Salad Stuff!
by jfrapp August 20, 2011
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bacon salad

a phrase of randomness to get someone to talk in an otherwise silent chat room.
07:10 <n0cturnal> needs sleep nn peeps
07:12 <jacobc> am out also laterz guise
10:26 <bungle> bacon salad
10:31 <BeijingRona> lol
by nicetoknowu November 6, 2011
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blogging salad

Posting a blog on Facebook or other website. Usually makes no sense whatever due to the blogger being under the influence of xanax, opiates or other depressants.
What's that guy talking about? His blogs make no sense! He's blogging salad.
by Jewwow November 23, 2011
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Wedge Salad

A wedge salad is when you take an 85 cent head of romaine lettuce, chop it into quarters, add ranch and bacon bits, and then sell it for 6 bucks.
"Wow, I can't believe Randy wasted his money on a fucking wedge salad."
by Fionn Mac Cumhaill August 4, 2018
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Salad bro

A guy who is overly concerned with diet and excercise, and has a habit of overcommunicating what he’s eaten.
“How was your date last night?”

“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”

“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”
by Sixtits February 16, 2019
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A Salad Train

Four or more fine male gent struggling with there sexuality come up with challenge called A Salad Train. The men get down on all fours in train with there heads facing the gent in fronts anus. The designated driver says choo choo and the other gents inserts there tongues in the other gents anuses to form a salad train . Once the train starts choo choo ing whichever gent gets an erection from the salad tossing might help them in there voyage of discovery
by Pink pages 2018 September 29, 2018
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Salad sauce

When the Turkish lad in the kebab shop asks if you want salad and sauce on your kebab.
Look at them salad sauce cunts cutting hair and packing kebabs
by Favol January 21, 2023
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