Royal Punjab

A service fit for kings: a sexual act in which one uses their "poon" to do the job.

Bring my courtesan for I am in need of a Royal Punjab!

- The King

by mctit May 23, 2023

Royal Frosty

When a guy dips his penis into a Wendy's frosty for a full ten seconds then proceeds to stick it in their partners ass. Both must wear burger king crowns.

"Yo, what happens to you and Emily last night?

"Well, she wanted burger king and I wanted Wendy's. So we got both and I gave her a royal frosty"

by Atozz October 18, 2020

royal queef

When a woman you deem to be a queen lays a fanny fart at your feet

Damn gurl that’s a Royal queef!

by Rancid Flange Collective August 10, 2021

Royal Fatigue

Royal Fatigue is the feeling of exhaustion from experiencing lots of royal events within a short period of time.

For example, in the past few years in the UK, we’ve had a

Prince Philip’s Funeral
Platinum Jubilee
State Funeral
Coronation

We literally can’t be arsed with anymore royal events hence royal fatigue.

by ZadokThePriest July 1, 2023

Royal

The most handsome, strong, dark skinned man you could ever come across. Makes alpha men look beta and when women come across a Royal, their knees tend to buckle.

Oh my, I wish Royal would love me.

by Nicnakpattywak November 22, 2021

Royal

(Alternative definition: “Log”) Coffee-slurping entitled dumb fuckers with attitude problems despite being severely autistic. Usually brag about protecting important people and using photoshop to deceive innocent bystanders. Typically works as janitors in federal entities.

That royal motherfucker Ádęm just fucked the entire project over again, didn’t he? Does he know he spelled the boss’s name wrong again? Why is he even offering more assistance when he sets the whole thing on fire every time?

by HoneyBad December 17, 2021

Royally Wasted

Getting drunk as fuck in the hills of Scranton

I'm so royally wasted that I'll be praying to the porcelain

by scrantonsquirrels December 1, 2015