Roasting a marshmallow

Roasting a marshmallow

Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017

prof roast

A prof roast is an activity taken up by senior petroleum engineering students at Texas A&M University, in which the students make fun of, take cheap shots at, and relive past events of the professors in the petroleum department.

Wow! I can't believe Tom just said that! We are definitely using that in the prof roast!

by tomsdaddy March 10, 2009

Ginger flaming roast

when you roast your GINGER science teacher with a heated up cast iron rod, inserting the red hot rod into your ginger teachers asshole and yelling ROAST ROAST ROAST YEEE BOY ROAST

"I gave my teacher a Ginger flaming roast for christmas!"
"Did she like it?"
"She was sure gasping for breath!"

by gingermaniac May 14, 2010

human roast beef

Ravioli give me the formuoli when you look like a roasted piece of beef

He looks like a human roast beef

by Human roast beef November 25, 2023

cream roast

when you are having hard core sex and all sweaty and a drop of sweat goes into your lovers mouth followed by a lot of cum

Andrew gave Gabe a cream roast

by collien May 14, 2007

roasted rat tail

something someone who lives in Detroit would eat

I fucking love eating roasted rat tail after a night out with my mom

by ratlord112 February 08, 2023

roast em off

When someone is driving a vehicle and stops and spins the tires posi locked so both of the tires burnout until they blow.

Oh sure buzz roast em off

by Trucker69 October 24, 2017