Amazing Race Birthday Party

Special event where well-meaning housewife attempts to put her creativity and organizational skills to the test in order to expand her child's peer group. Her realization that the TV show is highly edited and actually combines days and days of footage into a tightly packed hour coincides with her forehead slapping self-deprecations about not ordering an online plan for the party and trying to save 10 bucks to do it herself.

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by partyprofessor September 8, 2009

Aunt Jemima Gang Race

This is a race that requires a minimum of three men and one woman. Each of the men have a jug of maple syrup. They then race to see who can chug it faster. This is all done while they gang bang the female. If you cum before you finish the syrup you are disqualified. You win simply by competing!

Boy that was one hell of an Aunt Jemima Gang Race! I narrowly beat Ryland , but he blew his load right near the end. I guess he should have chosen heads instead of tails

by Papa Grizzly March 23, 2010

beaver tossing relay race

beaver tossing relay race describes the process of sharing a girlfriend among many friends of the same group.

I feel bad for this poor girl, she's been in the middle of a beaver tossing relay race at the office for a few years now.

by polowordsmith June 17, 2016

easy does it wins the race

there is no reason to hurry, just take your time, it'll get done....chill out

Jill: Hey I need to do this, I need to do that, I need to go by there and drop this off there...

Jack: hey man, easy does it wins the race...

by bornwellcory August 15, 2006

flipper ma race

literally means: 'to flip your race'...expression meaning getting shit-scared...(usually employed by marseille-ans and ridiculed by parisiens)

Guy 1: I think i just saw George Bush. Put1 G flipper ma race!!!

by naenae March 31, 2005

shitty little car racing

A sport in which competitors put empty overturned rectangular recycling bins atop skateboards and pilot them vehicle down hills.

Brendan and Bobby spent the afternoon shitty little car racing down Fawn Run until they had to quit due to too much road rash.

by reasonableron April 9, 2011

San Francisco Finger Race

The act of two people (male or female). They both lick there own fingers, stand and make out while they finger eachothers assholes. The first person whose finger gets stuck wins.

I've been training for my "San Francisco Finger Race" because last time I dislocated a knuckle.

by taylormac56 February 24, 2011