Pudding

When a prostitutes gets home to her boyfriend she shares with him the pudding in her mouth and below.

She takes the "pudding '"n her mouth and kisses her boyfriend hello

by Godofsiiklove March 30, 2021

pimple pudding

The thick puss from a large pimple or cyst

I just squoze a whole mess of pimple pudding outta my back.

by Farris wheel February 5, 2014

Pud Whacker

Ray Carlisle from Teenage Bottlerocket.

Have you ever had to talk to Ray?
Yeah, he’s a total pud whacker.

by Ray Sucks March 24, 2023

Puds

'Puds' is an acronym for the word 'pardon' first coined by the youth gang 'the Salford jarabang tub thumping fraternity' and evolved from the word pardon - puddin - puds.

Puds? What you doing?

I'm going out tonight, Puds? It's Baltic out there u must be off your swede!

by Barearsedbandit December 2, 2025

shaggy pudding

When you look like a fine cup of snack packs

Why don't you call me shaggy pudding anymore

by I broke my Achilles December 7, 2017

The bread pudding effect

When you make a recipe for your friends or family that turns out a bit *too* good. They then associate you with said recipe and insistently demand that you make it for them at as many special occasions as possible. It can become very annoying very quickly.

Named after a dessert called bread pudding, praised for its simplicity and incredible flavor.

1: "UUGHHH! I hate the bread pudding effect!"
2: "Uh... what?"
1: "I made some bread pudding for my sister's birthday party last week. It turned out incredibly well, but now it's all she ever talks about with me! She keeps asking me to make more of it for her and asking me to bring some to more events and... ugh, it's so annoying."
2: "Bread pudding is indeed really quite nice! Ya know... you could probably persuade her to pay you for more of it in the future."
1: "That-- ...that's not a bad idea, actually. Hm!"

by Inlovewithabsol December 23, 2023

Pudding Gobbler

He/she who as a primary hobby, enjoys the comsumption of semen ; Pudding Gobbled, Pudding Gobbish, Pudding Gobbee

Once the shit-dicking was complete, the two pudding gobbler's spent the afternoon man touching

by BigRob(br) March 10, 2010