CJ Panda is somewhat a creepy male due to his slight pedi stash at the young age of 19. CJ Panda can also be referred to as an obese man or a pedophile. A CJ Panda can be a charming man, however this is what he wants you to think before he seduces you and try’s to take advantage of your wellbeing. Never trust a CJ Panda to look after your kids!
“I heard your a CJ Panda!”
“As yes, I got convicted as a pedophile yesterday..”
Another example can be:
“Your looking a bit like a CJ Panda...”
“I know, I don’t have a razor to shave my pedostash, and yeah I haven’t been to the gym in a while!”
“As yes, I got convicted as a pedophile yesterday..”
Another example can be:
“Your looking a bit like a CJ Panda...”
“I know, I don’t have a razor to shave my pedostash, and yeah I haven’t been to the gym in a while!”
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A phrase referring to the event of one engaging in violent intercourse with a Panda to the point of death.
by bonerlord69 June 28, 2012
Get the death by panda mug.Person 1: "Hey dude what you listening to?"
Asian friend: "A piece of Asian music."
Person 1: "Oh that must be the Kung Fu Panda soundtrack then"
Kung Fu Panda soundtrack is a term for any piece of Asian music.
Asian friend: "A piece of Asian music."
Person 1: "Oh that must be the Kung Fu Panda soundtrack then"
Kung Fu Panda soundtrack is a term for any piece of Asian music.
by MemeCrocodile2.0 September 28, 2019
Get the Kung Fu Panda soundtrack mug.Occurs when a fellateur gets a long pube in her nose and sneezes during oral sex due to her over zealous deep-throating and his lack of bush trimming, causing the fellatee to become enraged and punch the fellateur with both fists in both eyes simultaneously and then finishing on her face, giving her two black eyes and a white face....The Panda Sneeze
I know I should have trimmed my tree, but that bitch sneezed right before I was about to come so I HAD to give her the Panda Sneeze.
That asshole Panda Sneezed me because his thicket was so hairy that it made me sneeze..
Have you ever seen the Panda Sneeze in real life?
When was the last time you received a good Panda Sneeze?
That asshole Panda Sneezed me because his thicket was so hairy that it made me sneeze..
Have you ever seen the Panda Sneeze in real life?
When was the last time you received a good Panda Sneeze?
by Howdoyoudo? October 27, 2009
Get the The Panda Sneeze mug.An Asian man that unlike his friends, is rather tall (roughly around 3 foot 4.) However his penis is still of Asian size. Instead of ingesting bamboo through his mouth, he has evolved to feed through his knee cap.
English Man: Wow that Asian's kinda tall
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee
by BOWER February 6, 2007
Get the colossal panda mug.A term often misused in a multitude of ways. It is not an acceptable synonym for “I’m in a sad mood”, “you’ve made me sad”, or “I’m emo now”. It should not be said in any circumstance ever. It SHOULD stay on South Park and the commercial that South Park spoofed off of. IF it is in fact used in every day conversation it should be known that it means “I can’t come up with my own jokes and I’m probably only even saying this to annoy people because in my immature state of mind I find that funny.”
by ImAlwaysRight February 13, 2008
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